"Hydrogen peroxide? Is that for like any cuts and scrapes ‘cause any cuts and scrapes I endure as a wolf just disappear when I change."
"No, it’s for the morning. For your breath."
i would pay a million dollars for stiles to say this canonically to either derek or scott one day lol
stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers
"You’ll probably see a lot more concern [for Stiles] from Derek than you would have in the first two or three seasons […] I think you’ll actually see a little bit more concern and care from Derek." - Tyler Hoechlin. (x)
#a little bit more#hahaha#you mean like derek’s whole existence being altered to revolve around stiles#every scene he is in being about stiles#the choked look on his face while they debate what to do with stiles#hahahaha#don’t touch me
Awh he’s so
hoechlinhot even with his flat hair.
He’s so cute
I shouldn’t of laughed as hard as I did
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
this would’ve been great.
LET IT BURN, LET IT BURN
Fire Nation Queen Elsa
the coals never bothered me anyway
you realize if this went along the same way as the movie did she would basically have burned Anna alive
AND THEN ANNA WOULD RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING PHOENIX
would Kristoff be a collier rather than an ice harvester?And Olaf would have been a fire demon thingy like Calcifer from Howl’s Moving Castle.
Regardless, Hans would still have been a dick.
Hans is just a dick by default. Maybe that’s his last name. Hans Dick.
Okay but who the fuck did this amazingly gorgeous edits how the hell?
CATCHING FIRE WAS MY FAVORITE BOOK
IM SO EXCITED
GALE GETTING PREGNANT
PEETA BECOMING THE PRESIDENT
SNOW GIVING BIRTH
PRIM DATING WITH 2 BOYS AT THE SAME TIME
RUE IS A ZOMBIE
CINNA GOES TO FASHION WEEK
EFFIE WORKS AT A CIRCUS
OMG! DISTRIC 14!!
Please tag your posts as spoilers so nobody’s experience reading the novel or watching the film will be ruined. Thank you.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
actors who are also fans of the thing they are acting in
Let’s not forget about the lovableness of actors who vehemently hate what they’re in
Are we not gonna talk about Isaac’s being out of the board?
#no b/c i’m way more interested in the sunchips left out#the nogitsune getting distracted from Evil Plans by an unopened bag of sunchips in stiles’ room#ends up hanging around longer than intended just eating chips#PROBABLY IS EATING SUNCHIPS IN THE LOFT RIGHT NOW WHILE IT WAITS#they probably track it by the lingering scent of#EVIL#CHAOS#AND SUNCHIPS#after they do—whatever at the loft#derek looks around his loft and finds crumbs EVERYWHERE#he probably doesn’t even own a vacuum cleaner (via whittenomore)
SUNCHIPS® are the tastiest multigrain snacks under the sun.
BUT MAKE SURE YOU OWN A VACUUM CLEANER FOR CRUMBS OTHERWISE CHAOS WILL ENSUE
Soooooo. I promissed you kinky Sterek art and here it is!
It’s a gift for my friend and great author Sabira.
Hope you all like it ;)
I fell in love the way Stiles gets out of his car; slowly, then all at once. [x]
the entire movement is like WEPA!
This Is How A Teacher Grades Your Exams
what if Stiles walked into Derek’s apartment (he doesn’t live in the loft ever, ok? not in my fanon world), and Derek panics and shoves the book under the couch and BOOM, TOTALLY FORGOT THERE’S A SPACE BETWEEN THE BOTTOM OF THE COUCH AND THE FLOOR, and the book slides right over to Stiles’ feet, and Stiles stares down at it, and Derek stares determinedly at the floor, and there’s lots of silence and staring and Stiles clears his throat like “huh, didn’t pick you for a fan of romance novels” and Derek snaps “it’s not a romance novel, it’s much more than that, the love they have is beautiful” and then glares at the wall and pretends his ears aren’t bright red. and then you know, they probs don’t speak of it again for a month or so because every time Stiles tries to corner Derek he vaults out of the window, or one time he LITERALLY TUCKED AND ROLLED OUT OF A CAR, and so Stiles obviously has to dedicate his next book to Derek like “you wouldn’t let me tell you in person, but everything Jack feels for Miguel is how i feel for you, dumbass, how did you not figure it out.”
and Derek would have to show up at Stiles’ place in the middle of the night, waving the book around like “HOW DOES IT END, YOU MADE IT A CLIFFHANGER” and Stiles is all “i literally cannot believe this is what you came to say” and Derek’s like “oh, shit, well, i kind of figured your answer to the book would be you know, your answer to Me.” and then they make out copiously and Derek makes Stiles tell him the plan for book four, and spoiler alert, there’s way more porn and Derek should really help Stiles do research, FOR SCIENCE.